howardom: shercockandmycrotch: fiyeroroche: when a song makes you want to overthrow a government you know thats a bloody good song did u mean uprising and supremacy or any other muse song
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
methlabrador: [tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
dirtsbag: if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
the-winchester-initiative: SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
100newfears: I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT IF IT MAKES ME FEEL SAFE AND MAKES ME LAUGH FOR AT LEAST 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE
offendpoppunk: are those feelings get them away from me
Season one of supernatural: We have to carefully inspect this substance to see if it is infact sulfur then we must find the proper exorcism to destroy this demon.
Season eight of supernatural: dude that's fucking sulfur you dumb shit look at it. Now this exorcism works for all demons you ass hat but lets just stab it anyways.
did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
onamelancholyhill: lordwhat: Teaching free will to fish is like teaching poetry to angels. reblogging again, this is the best
hated-lover: One of the hardest things to do in this world is to trust someone.
gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH